A new naming paradigm – Perhaps if we call it something closer to the heart… er, um, hips… people will take the pandemic more seriously.
President says threat of “blue-leakage” infections of red-state governors and voters with progressive ideology (and coronavirus) too dangerous to ignore.
Gubernatorial Proclamation: “There’s more than one coronavirus irony here. And way more than one guber.”
Fargo, West Fargo, and Cass County are “in lockstep” with Gov. Doug Burgum in trusting these guys with our health and safety during the COVID-19 pandemic.
It must be done. For the greater good. For the future of American democracy!
New York Times copy editor suffers exclamation-point-induced heart attack.